Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming.
Superbowl Commercials Greys Anatomy
I watched about the first 6 minutes of this show after the game. This was the hook they used to sucker heterosexual men into watching it. After this scene, it became Sex In The City, only worse.
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Chinese Singers
They say that China is the sleeping giant. The next major World economy set to challenge America. After watching this, I'm not worried at all.
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Be Happy
Aww, this is cute. You two should be ashamed of yourselves. Especially you, Toe. Toe?
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Olympics Of India
I bet more people would have watched the Olympic games in Turino if there had more events like these.
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Whacky Checkers
You sit there like half a retard and all of a sudden you're Sea Biscuit all over the place?! Are you f**king with me!? (Did anyone see Bad Santa?)
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Vagenis
Don't try this at home, kids. Or do. Just don't say we told you to do it.
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Big Gun 4
Why didn't anybody warn this guy? Is there really a person who could handle this thing?
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Bungee Breaks
I'll bet you this was the last time this guy ever bungee jumped. Actually, this was probably the last time this guy ever walked.
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Big Gun 4
Why didn't anybody warn this guy? Is there really a person who could handle this thing?
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Figure Skating Bloopers
I'll bet more people would have watched the Olympics if there was more of this too. Some times I think people only watch figure skating because they think they might get to see somebody lose a finger.
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Cheerleader That Keeps On Cheering
Hey, what's a little paralysis when you have this much team spirit? Wouldn't it be terrible if she had some spinal cord injury and she was totally crippled for doing this?
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Muscle Suit Figure Skater
This is... maybe.. one of the gayest things I have ever seen in my life. WARNING: You will feel a little bit gay after watching this.
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Iraqi Children Beaten
Some Iraqi children are caught after they throw rocks at a group of soldiers. The soldiers chase them down, drag them back to their compound and beat them pretty badly. I hope these aren't U.S. Troops doing this.
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Vegetable Genocide
Because there's something for eveyone on the Internet. A site based on destroying vegetables.
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Drunk Driving 3
Ok, we get it already. Drinking and driving can lead to accidents. But I'm telling you; I drive a LOT better when I'm drunk. Otherwise I'm shaking too much to control the car.
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Welsh Students Can Smash
Here's another reason to be thankful you're not Welsh. Unless of course you are, and then here is a really awesome video. Go Wales!
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Mlk Day
Most Offensive Video - Martin Luther King Day. Please try not to take this too seriously.
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Drunk Concert Pass Out
Somebody is going to get their money's worth out of this All-U-Can-Drink thing if it's the last think they do.
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Crazy Penquin
wierd combination of Trance music and crazy penguins... Alaska at it's best.
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Amazing Breast Flexer
Are these things real? Is it the implants that make this possible or is this girl just that... talented? I don't know if talented is the word though.
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Skate Park
The bowl, ramps, inclines, grind rails, vert ramp, launch ramps, fun boxes, mini ramp, quarter pipe, kicker ramp... umm. Ollie. Uhh... I'm just trying to list all the skateboarding terms I can think of. Trucks! umm... Grip tape?
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Octopus Eats Shark
I'm convinced these things are from outer space. There's another video around here somewhere that shows one changing colors just like the creature in Predator.
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Light Fishing
I guess the lights make the fish panic so they start jumping all over the place.
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Skate Park
The bowl, ramps, inclines, grind rails, vert ramp, launch ramps, fun boxes, mini ramp, quarter pipe, kicker ramp... umm. Ollie. Uhh... I'm just trying to list all the skateboarding terms I can think of. Trucks! umm... Grip tape?
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Soakamon
Fill up your water balloon with your own fluids and toss it at the enemy.
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Forest Fight
Shoot the orcs invading your village with your bow and arrow before they hit you.
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Bin Laden Liquors
Launch a successful counter terrorism attack on Osama Bin Ladens liquor store, secret HQ of the al-qaeda, and snuff this turd like a cheap cigar!
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